A strong independent woman who don't need no tutorial! I post shit, art, and anything that gets a chuckle out of me. Meme loving fuck.
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nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes
i think i’m funny and that’s the main thing
(ID: both images are a text message conversation between OP and Mothership [their mom]
Mom: Text me to say you’re home safely OP: I’m home dangerously Mom: Stop it OP: I’m home lethally
OP: I’m home in an extremely lackadaisical and downright reckless fashion Mom: Text me that you are at home and not in a wheelie bin OP: My journey home is violating so many health and safety regulations I’ve killed three pedestrians Mom: You’re breaking my heart OP: I actually got murdered as soon as I left your field of vision Mom: So not funny OP: And then got up and was immediately murdered again by a different person Mom: On the tube now So unable to respond to your witticisms OP: Who knows how many times I’ll have been murdered by the time you get off the tube
This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…
This is the tumblr equivalent of those silhouettes of dogs people put out to scare away wildlife
